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2009-10-13T06:04:00.002+02:00

this blog is now a twitter! first twit: sometimes i like a good cake!

2009-10-13T06:02:00.001+02:00

Here's another twit: sometimes when i watch bearenstein bears with my two year old i really feel like they have the right approach to life. they make good parents too and they never lose their cool.

2009-10-13T01:13:00.004+02:00

ajmo 300 paradi!

2009-10-10T01:31:00.000+02:00

Dear beloved blog readers, I AM BACK!

Dragi blog citovanje, EVO ME!

2009-10-10T01:28:00.003+02:00

I now live in Oregon and I already found it a Serb!

Ja sad zivim u Oregonu i vec sam nasla Srbin! Ziveli narod!

2008-12-25T14:53:00.002+01:00

Hi! I am Thomas the child trafficker!

Evo me! Toma, se bavim, trgovina decom!

2008-12-25T14:40:00.005+01:00

Hello! my blog is now about the adventures of Thomas the child trafficker in the Balkans!
He is a French but he monitors the transfer of children and sometimes even their body parts in the Balkan peninsula. He isn't a stupid, he knows a good business when he sees one. Those French sure know how to sniff, even in their own moist.

Dobar dan! Ovo blog sad se bavi adventuri Toma Francuz, na Balkanu. On je francuski drzavljanin ali nadgleda transfer dece, ponekad i njihovih delova tela kroz balkansko poluostrvo. On nije glupacar, zna sta je dobro posao na prvi pogled. Ovi fracuzi dobro znaju na mirisati, i u svom soku (znoju).

2008-10-22T16:26:00.002+02:00

baba roga is, you know, a jiggy bow. you know, a scary song for kids. no wait, a jiggy bow is an idiot from a song. or maybe actually it is a drummer from that band. please send your suggestions.

2008-10-03T12:13:00.004+02:00

My multi-practic husband wrote this song last night: Sweet little kitten sweet little kitten going on my nerves. Get to get me baby! Clap! (p.s. if you Serb you can say going on my dick instead)

Moj multi-praktik muz je napisao ova pisma sinoc: Slatka mala macka slatka mala macka, ides mi na zivac. Get to get me baby! Tasi! (Mozete slobodno da kazete ides mi na kurac ako ste iz Beograda)

2008-09-26T14:45:00.004+02:00

the only good Croatian humoristic serial that exists is not funny.

But the music for the show is really good. Sacred sacred sacred! Fool and the princess! La la la! Jao! In our neighborhood, la la la, we are all losers from the get go! Oh god! Mother Fucker!

Sveto sveto sveto! Bitange i princeze! La la la! Jao! Ajme! Majko! U komsiluku, mi smo mi smo luseri u startu! Ajme! Majko!

2008-09-26T11:53:00.005+02:00

i love wedding cakes! i just hope it isn't integral flour inside! the best cakes are cut with a knife in cold water. it is good these young ones got married for she has a bun in the oven. that is why there are so many cakes. cake for all! cake for babies! cake.

kakva svadba! najbolja i najlepsa na svetu osim svadbe u herzegovini. mlada i muz sigorno ce biti sretni. hvala bogu da neko snima. ima i knoz u hladnoj vodi! a sta jos imaju u hladnoj vodi? znam da mlada ima nesto ko kuva u stomaku. to je zato imaju toliko torte! torte za bebe! torte za porodjaj! Udaj za dece! torte za narod!

2008-09-22T14:44:00.005+02:00

Karleusa, the famous Serbian singer is quoted on giving birth: "It really hurt!"

Karleusa o porodjaju: "Kako je bolilo!"

2008-09-22T14:31:00.006+02:00

www.chinesetogo_serbia.co.yu

www.srbija_dopekinga.co.yu

Doesn't this Chinese food look edible? In Belgrade, it is precious all along the city although Serbian food is much better. Sarma is the best in the world. That meat neatly tucked in a cabbage is such a treat. No cuisine can compare in all the world. Except the one in Chicago and only maybe.

Evo sad smo svetski grad. Imamo i kineska restoran na web stranu. Ali samo kineze ili jako gladni moze takva hrana da se jedi. Mi imamo ne samo najlepsa hrana nego najlepsa klima i najlepsa zemlja na sveta. Plus, imamo sarmice. Beze bre francuze, ne ma sta da me pokazi od vasa kuhinja!

2008-08-13T13:17:00.005+02:00

on the church calendar you have black days, red days and red bold days. red days are heavy celebrations and red bold days are heavy heavy holidays (kind of like the period for ladies). on those days you don't move. you don't even iron. on the day of the burning Mary, you don't even breathe. The handyman can come to you and say "I will not work. Mary is burning". And you cannot care.

don't know about you but the bold red days sound like the period.

na crkve kalander ima i crni dan i crveno dan i veliko crveno dan. crveno dan je tezik praznik. veliko crveno dan je jako tezik praznik (kao menstracija). na ovih dani ne pomeri se nije da pegla nije da kuva. ognjena marija znaci ne mozes nije da dises. Majstor moze da dodje i da kaze "ognjena marija. nista necu da radim." i nemozes da se ljutes na njega.

2008-08-12T14:36:00.003+02:00

CORRECTION: Ratko Mladic is not a bee keeper! He is working as a professor of physical exercise at the university of physicals in Belgrade. Apologies for incorrect information. Respected ladies and gentlemen, here he is in the picture. His name is now Jovan. You can see it a J on the cap.

ISPRVAKA: Ratko Mladic nije pcelicar! On rade kao profesor za fizicko obrazovanje na fakultet za fizicki u Beograd. Izvinite za pogresno informatcije. Postovanje blog citovanje ljudi, evo ga na sliku. On sad se zovi Jovan. Ima 'J' na kapicu.

2008-08-12T14:07:00.010+02:00

Here are some of Ratko's gym students

Evo nekoliko od ratkovih djace.

2008-08-11T14:53:00.004+02:00

ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE AMERICANS: The hague is not a tennis club!

OBAVESTENJE ZA AMERIKANCE: Hag nije klub za tenis.

2008-08-11T14:43:00.002+02:00

last night i thought my son ate the letter N button from my computer. i raced to the doctor to see if she could tell whether or not the letter N was in his stomach. she could not - the incompetent but guess what? i found the letter N under the space bar when i returned home. thank the Mister lord he didn't eat the letter N button. The end.

sinoc ja sam mislala da sin je jeo taster N iz racunara. brzo sam sisla dole kod lekara da proverimo dali je stvarno jeo taster N. ona nije mogla - nekompetentana. ali znas sta- ja sam nasla taster N ispod razmaka kad sam stigla kuci. hvala Godpodin (G.din) da sin nije jeo taster N. Kraj.

2008-07-31T15:30:00.007+02:00

my friend from the croatia was taking IQ test on the internet last night and she told me: i really turn out to be stupid. ajme majko!

but when she was playing the i want to be a millionaire game for america she did really well. better than the i want to be a millionaire game for serbia. there she didn't get so far. i wonder how she would do in i want to be a millionaire croatia? or i want to be a millionaire germany? both would probably be good for her.

Here are the questions for comparison -

i want to be a millionaire america:
what does the F stand for in TGIF

i want to be a millionaire serbia:
which serb invented electricity

i want to be a millionaire croatia:
which croat invented electricity

Dalmatinka je testirila se za IQ sinoc i rekla mi da na kraju, ona je glupa.

Ali, kad je igrala "hocu da budem milionajr - americka verzija" na internet, ona je dobila mnogo pare. U istu vremu, nija dobro radila kad je igrala "hocu da budem milionajr - srpska verzija". ne znam zasto ali sigorno bice bolje kad igra "hocu da budem milionajr - hrvatska" ili "ich bien milioneir deutschland". Ti su za nju.

Evo neki pitanje kao primeri:

milionajr amerika:
sta znaci "U" u USA

milionajr srbija:
Koj srbin je nasao struje

milionajr hrvatska:
Koj hrvat je nasao struje

2008-07-27T13:08:00.003+02:00

Hello! Did you know who this is? Ratko Mladic! He is now a bee keeper in a provincial town near Valjevo. It is hard to know who he is but those bees sure know how to smoke him out!

Dobar dan! Dali znate ko je to? Ratko Mladic jebo to! On je sad pcelicar u selo preko Valjevo. Tesko da ga prepoznaj ali pcelice znaju ko je gazda!

2008-07-27T13:04:00.003+02:00

Here he is practicing wooden beekeeping which he finds very spiritually fulfilling.

Here is a word from the man himself.

Ratko, over to you!

Ratko M.: For all of you out there who never thought you could do it, I am here to tell you that bee keeping is completely accessible to all. It just takes patience, perseverance and strong will to believe in yourself. You can do it! I am living proof that anyone can become a bee keeper!

Evo ga kao drven pcelicar kao ustvari on misli da je jako spiritualno.

Evo nekoliki reci od maistor pcelicar Mladic:

Evo ti, Ratko, dajem ti rec!

Ratko M.: Za sve ljude koje su mislili da profesija pcelicar je tesko, ja sam ovde danas da vam kazem da nije. Totalno pristupacno za sve. Samo treba vreme, strplenja i sigurnost u sebe. Ja sam najbolje primer da svako moze da budi pcelicar.

2008-07-27T12:56:00.004+02:00

Beekeeping is an art not an occupation. And I don't need a lawyer to tell me that!

Bolje pcelicar nego geroj u Shenginigen.

2008-07-22T11:32:00.003+02:00

Hi! What did you eat for breakfast?

guess what? they arrested the radovan karadzic! here is how the story goes:

Karadzic and Mladic were disappeared from public view. But this month a democratically elected, pro-western Serbian government who likes to go to the slava of the big fat Palma, came to power. Don't worry, they are with the reformist Tadic.

Then, the reformer and his helpers had a meeting scheduled with the EU about how Serbia can only join the membership if they arrest it the Karadzic and the Mladic.

So, the day before the meeting, they found him the Karadzic in the kafana Stara Herzegovina. He was tracked down by a Serbian action team called "Pijanac broj 1". Now they can have the meeting and it will be a good one! Score reformist Tadic!

Guess what else? They will, says a specialist American from the action team "Pusi kurac na Balkanu" said that they will most likely arrest it the Mladic tomorrow if the weather is nice.

Strange how they found this big headed man so quickly! How on earth did they find him? They must have used special glasses to do so and probably it helped because that Karadzic has such beautiful hair.

The reformists must feel really like having another Slava. Maybe this time they will invite the new best friends "Ceda liberalist big hero" and "short-hands Dacic" of Slobo Slobo and the Milosevic cult jam, popular in the 80's (but never as much as money in the pocket).

The end.

2008-07-11T11:34:00.005+02:00

The draft is dangerous! Do you know anyone affected by the draft? If so, please sign up on my website to stop it. We must act now to end it! It is atrocity! I mean, by the way, not a draft beer or a draft paper but when the wind blows.

Just yesterday, my uncle's lips were paralyzed by the draft and now he can only say words that begin with the letter 'O'. now we always have to say things like: "the sky is falling uncle" so that he will reply, "OH!"

promaja je opasna. Dali znate nekoga ko ima problemima kao facijalna paraliza kao rezultat promaje? Ako da, javite se na web stranu!

Juce, stric je dobio facijalna paraliza, ustvari paraliza usta i sad moze samo da kaze rece ko pocne sa 'O'. Moramo da kazemo sad samo stvari kao: " ej stric, ajmo do kladionice da se igramo malo!" da on moze da razgovora "Obavezno!"

www.draft_no.com

2008-07-11T11:28:00.005+02:00

raising a child in beautiful Serbia:

The other day, it was approximately 96 degrees in the Fahrenheit and 36 in the Celsius. We went to visit a man friend who just received a son. As is custom here, you visit the father the night the baby is born to celebrate while the wife is in the hospital. Part of the custom is to rip the father's shirt. I do not know why but we do it.

After we arrived, a woman came and sat next to me and my baby and said "don't you think the air from the fan will bother your baby and make him sick?" As she said this to me she lit a cigarette.

I give up.

srpska verzija:

pusi kurac ti i tvoj babska prica!

2008-07-11T11:27:00.003+02:00

today i got a pedicure but on my way home to show my husband, i stubbed my big finger. Damn it! My leg fingers never looked so good!

danas ce biti na francuskom:

nails? ca veut dire les ongles en francais? on n'a pas l'habitude d'aller pour les pedicures en france! en france, le pedicure c'est le micro surgerie quoi! si vous voulez faire quelque chose de la beaute pour votre homme, ne douche pas pendant deux semaines. le scent est magnifique et trop sensuelle pour les mots!

2008-05-02T12:02:00.004+02:00

Shortcuts

WU
What's up

TCFS
Too cool for school

ATAABOC
All that and a bag of chips

W
Wicked

WC
Who Cares

WDJDW
What Did Jesus Do Wednesday

OK
Okay

TTGTW
Time To Go To Work

IDGZC
Idem Da Glasem Za Ceda

GS
Gde Si

SRB
Sta Radis Brate

NVP
Nema Vise Promaja (ili Pivo ako Hocete)

OK
Okej

ISDP
Isti sranje drugo pakovanje

2008-04-30T16:51:00.005+02:00

this new church that looks old and is the biggest in the world now offers to hang large advertisements and banners on the church facade for politicals if they would like. It is free the first time but then you got to pay.

This week's advertisement that is hanging on the facade says: Kosovo is Serbia with four S letters.

Hram Svetog Savo vam predstavlja novi reklame! Mozete da kupite mesto za vase reklame kod nas - na crkve bre! Ovo nedelje, Hram ima bezplatna reklama: Kosovo je Srbija. Hvala na poseti

2008-04-20T22:58:00.005+02:00

This my favorite weekly program is called: Interrupt Sunday
One guest who is a political representative of the party whose president is at the moment on trial in the Hague for the crimes of war, licks his lips often as he speaks and says: "Let me explain" very much often.

Most of the guest have very big heads that are square in shape. That is usually how you can tell a political in Serbia, by their square head. Amazing!

Usually the guests, who are politicals, spend the most of the TV time interrupting and saying to each other that they don't like it to be interrupted. That is why the show is called "Interrupt Sunday". Also, it is aired on Sunday.

At the end of the talking part of the show they show funny things that happened on the television that week. For this section, they play modern music of a western type while guests from rural parts of the country call to vote on which funny they like best. Usually it makes a nice contrast. Different.

evo najbolja emisija na svetu: ne prekidete me nedelje! svaka emisija je evako: gost kaze: izvinite gospodja ili gospodjica, budite culturni i cutite dok pricam!

neka druga varijanta:
samo malo samo malo, sacu da vam objasnim. kako mogu da objasnim kad vi prekidete me! svaki put vi ne pustite me da pricam! sacu da vam objasnim! mamu vam jebim budite culturni!

2008-04-17T17:08:00.004+02:00

Too bad this man is not a cop. Otherwise the photo could be called "Pig in a Blanket".

Taman posao. Mantane. Da bomba. Santacelo (da se sire malo)!

evo novi hip hop:

siridalje siridalje siridalje
cak cak cak, ljubav
cak cak cak, prava
cak cak cak, bezbednost
cak cak cak, Hello sok

rokobama

2008-03-30T20:40:00.002+02:00

hi how are you? want to have a coffee?

zdravo! sta ima? hocemo na kafu?

2008-03-18T15:40:00.005+01:00

Hello! Hi! What's up? LOL Wanna hang out? I am in the US of A! LOL Herein I will hip hopping: I am down with OCD hey you know me. Dig a dig dig down with the pig. Police don't mess with me I am Zipper D. Dig a dig dig.

Dobar dan postovanje blog citovanje! Evo me u Americi gde oni vole da pise kratki stvari na tablice. bzv (bez vez) sts(strasno) uz (uzast). SMS (smeje se).

Evo neki hip hop: cak cak cak vidi sta je mrak, nije neki zrak. Idi pusi bljak. cak cak cak. moj ljubav idi kvak kvak kvak. ja mislim sada da idem u denada (to je spanski). gotovo

2008-03-15T15:40:00.001+01:00

i love i phones. i just got one.

2008-02-07T13:03:00.000+01:00

in the US of A a black man is running against a white woman for the president so they both have negatives. I think the lady will win because she has big white teeth and you can't to beat that. This my friend who is a politic told me that.

2008-02-04T15:39:00.000+01:00

Here is an example of how nicley our old presdient who is now the new one uses his hands. up down up down. he yells with his hands up down up down: "European Union" and puts his hands up and then yells "strong country" and then yells "together"and puts his hands down.

thank you respected readers.

vidi kako lepa prica nas presednik koje bio nas presednik i je ponovo nas presednik. prica sa rukama gore dole gore dole kad kaze "Evropska Unija" "ne nezavisnost Kosovo" i "mi smo jaci i stabilni".

hvala postovanje blog citovanje.

2008-02-04T15:14:00.000+01:00

last night in the Serbia republic, the president won so he is still president. he is the democratic one with a black circle of hair on his head and the rest is grey. he has very solid posture and arms that move when he raises his voice. he is a good one. he made our constitution so we only use the cyrillic script and more serbian stuff. i must to go because my baby is throw-uping.

sinoc u Republiku Srbiji, nas predsednik je pobedio tako da on je jos uvek nas predsednik. on ima lepa siva kosa sa jednom crnom krugam. on super zna da prica sa rukama, gore dole gore dole. dobro zna i da peva. on je dobar momak i covek. nemojte da zaboravite da on je napravio nas ustav i zahvala njega, imamo cirilice na bilbordovi. hvala za poseti.

2007-10-24T11:03:00.001+02:00

Respected cooks! i was making a dinner with a french and when we came to the salad he asked me, "should i rape it the carrot?: i told that jean-pierre, "no, it is better just to beat it."

Postovanje kuvari! sinoc sam pravila veceru sa francuzim i kad smo poceli da pravimo salata on mene je pitao, "da li treba da silujem sargarepa?" a ja sam odgovorila ovo djon pier, "ne, bolje je samo da je prebijete ." Ja uvek sam mislila da francuzi su teski ali sad sam sigorna. Sunce te kaliso!

2007-10-23T15:09:00.000+02:00

Announcement! You cannot smoke under this lamp post. It is too close to the military hospital of ill veterans.

Zabranjeno da pusite ispod lampa. Blizu VMA i ne sme da pusi ispred vojne lice.

2007-10-15T17:03:00.000+02:00

If the Zaklanovic ancestors were this vigilant when the Turks came to their village with blood on their swords, this that Zaklanovic would not be here to study. God have it the strength!

Ako stari porodice Zaklanovic su bili toliko spremni kad Turci su stigli u njegovam selu sa krvavima macem, ne ma sans da ovo Zaklanovic biti tu danas da nauci. Pomozi Boze! Sveti Luka!

2007-08-15T14:45:00.000+02:00

i made it to the marketing department of my firm because i have it the second largest breasts in the company. the other lady with the first largest will be my boss.

2007-08-09T10:54:00.001+02:00

How are you? We are here for you!

2007-08-09T10:26:00.001+02:00

our town got it the human rights! the extra large tempo super store opened!
znate sta? imamo i mi ljudska prava! oni su otvorili tempo! mozemo da kupimo sve za zivot sada!

2007-08-08T15:30:00.000+02:00

IME: Safet PREZIME: Pašić
DATUM ROĐENJA: 15. maja 1943.
MJESTO ROĐENJA: Banjaluka
ZANIMANJE: Ombudsman
HOBI: Zaštita ljudskih prava

2007-08-03T10:44:00.000+02:00

Hi! What's new? Want to come over for my baby shower? I want a lot of toys and clothes and blankets and a rocking chair, but make it the right brand.

2007-07-30T22:11:00.001+02:00

in the Slaughterson family, one brother works while the other sleeps. The working one cannot make his feet straight but he is very good at emails. They are good sons too and eat their mother's food faithfully. They would better be the Faithfulson family.

Vidi ovi dve picke! Nece ni picu da jedi ako mama nija spremila! Porodice Zaklanovic treba da se menje prezime: Kevinahranovic

2007-07-26T16:10:00.000+02:00

in the belgrade they have a new frozen drinks cafes. they are international drinks like frapakino or mokalata but called a freezer. they are at international prices with bartenders of european quality. the freezer drink is good for the heat wave because there are no air klimas for sale in the belgrade. sometimes, we go to the international grocery stores for the cold air break and to buy cheese from greece. but this is to be aware because the greece cheese is expensive.

srbi su najtolerantni ljudi - oni imaju i americke kafane za kafu sa nepoznatama imenima i konobare na evropska standarda. to ti je super za ovo vruca vreminski period zato sto nemamo vise masine za klime da kupimo (ali nase brate rusi su obecivali da nas daj klima) . Ili mozda idi u Vero ili najbolje ti je Merkator da se hladimo.

2007-06-22T14:23:00.000+02:00

this my dad asks: can you daughter speak in cyrillic? i said, the cryrillic is an alphabet. but he said it again louder, "but can you speak it?" i said, "father, can you speak in latin?" and he said "carpe diem" fuck it.

ove cale mene je pitao "curica, da li mozes da pricas na cirilicom?" kad sam mu rekla da cirilica je azbuka on je opet pitao "ma, bas mi brig, dali mozes da pricas to?" i ja sam mu rekla, "marsh bre i nauci nesto! dali ti mozes da pricas na latinitskom?" i on mi je rekao "da, tenk ju veri mach jebote".

2007-04-26T20:26:00.000+02:00

Hi! How are you? Want some wine? Sometimes I say Bonjour!

I don't wear those European bathing skins. The tight ones like a ladies bikini without the top.

2007-04-21T14:21:00.000+02:00

Hi! Hello! Blog! Samantha Fox came to the Serbia. Isn't she pretty? The good country decided to make a statue of her. This statue would be the size of her real life and made in a material that looks like gold but is not.

She came near to the Cacak for a concert of Touch Me Touch Me Baby. When she began to sing the Serb people yelled "Show us your breasts" so she said "I will not sing" and left it the concert. Now the good people of Cacak will not build a Samantha Fox statue.

This is Samantha Fox training.

This is Samantha Fox with a fox which is also her last name.

This is the cat of Samantha Fox.

2007-04-03T14:32:00.000+02:00

Today the head of the Serbia told the best tennis player that he is the best. He won it! The head man said that this that tennis player will be the top of the internationals one day and the Serbia will be proud.

Vidi kako je tesko na inostranctvo! pas mater!

2007-02-07T16:54:00.000+01:00

hi! how are you? our renter said we cannot shit anymore in the office.
gazda je rekao da mi ne mozemo da idemo u WC vise u kancelariju. moramo da kenjamo napolje sada.

2007-01-29T15:25:00.000+01:00

If you want to date me you can. This is still a dating website.

2007-01-29T15:02:00.000+01:00

when i was in the fourth grade i didn't do it homework. now look where i am! and i have a husband and a house and a non-bloody diamond!

jebim te pas mater domaca rad - ne treba da to uradi - nisam ja uradila to i gledaj gde sam ja sada! imam i muz i kuce i veliki sise!

2007-01-15T17:06:00.000+01:00

ladies have it the periods! in yugoslavia, we don't tell any mens about this and we pack our tampons in secret paper bags. what happens when they want it the sex?

2007-01-12T17:16:00.000+01:00

It is now the elections in the Serbia. This one says: Serbia has what to celebrate! She has it the energy and experience. Pensioners + youngs = the party these genius men call the poops. PUPS stranka: energija i iskustva oni imaju mogusnost, snage i ziveli

2007-01-12T17:08:00.000+01:00

First he sleeps...

2007-01-12T15:51:00.000+01:00

Then he paints.

2006-11-28T14:53:00.000+01:00

this guy is good at arch but he sometimes wears a too tight jean at night. my aunt says that means he doesn't want to get married.

2006-11-28T14:05:00.001+01:00

even though this guy is in the hague jail, he makes sure the radicals are the strongest guys in town because they have the most posters!
he didn't eat for three weeks except for a few bureks but that doesn't count because it is a serbian cuisine fuck it!
vidi kako ljudi voli nas geroj seselj! uskoru svi u Hagu che da vicu 'srbija do tokija' cak i nemci tamo! jedva cekam jebim pas mater!

2006-11-24T12:27:00.000+01:00

i went to a yacht club and these are the presidents. they have to be friends with everyone from all parties because of this. it is not agreeable or nice they say. they have to like G17 and the socialist party. they were in the communist party but were not members.
Evo me u yaht klub sa predsednikama. oni su prijateli svima - to znaci sve stranke. oni to ne voli zatosto mora da budi lepo i sa G17 i as SPS. oni su bili u Savez Komunist ali ni su bili clane.

2006-11-14T16:43:00.000+01:00

in serbia corn flakes are health food. last night i ate them with raisins and my mother-in-law said it would be good for digestion and stong nails. she makes the best pita pie of pumpkin. her son says so. she also makes the best soup. no one can top it! i heard the neighbor, a man from a different generation, he was born in 1945, he says his mom makes the best lasagne, beef pie and apple cake. he thinks his mom can do a lot of things! she must be very satisfying. as a mom.

2006-11-06T17:07:00.000+01:00

see what dating can do! and another thing is, they met on my site! an egg a lady!

2006-11-01T20:37:00.000+01:00

dating profile for lady number one!
height: 170 cm
weight: no way to tell!
sign: virgin
eye color: good
hair color: really pretty!
favorite palacinke: ham with ketchup or another salad
favorite book: Gloria or Blic (auvgust issue was best)
profession: go to work!
favorite romantique movie: the Wedding Planner or Forgotten Highway
favorite color: jeans
what is your best date: when we do it!

If you like you can call to meet her! Go for a dinner! You never know what comes next! Lucky boy!

2006-10-26T15:09:00.000+02:00

pig on a stick! holy shit it! these men are good! they must be Chetniks! Don't forget, this is still a dating website.

2006-10-26T14:53:00.000+02:00

now look what these brave men get to do! fuck it i want to hunt!
vidi sad sta oni moze da radi! ja cu da lovim jebote bog!

2006-10-26T14:46:00.000+02:00

My mother of the heavens! These are good and brave hunters! Vidi sta ovi hrabri momci su nasli! Kakvi cari majku mu!

2006-10-26T14:37:00.000+02:00

here is a look at the day in the lifes of the hunter. the serbian hunter. can you see UNMIK back there?
evo ga pogled kako je kod lovac. oni su zaista hrabro kao srpski kralj. vidi UNMIK negde?

2006-10-24T11:28:00.000+02:00

look at this guy water the grass! he is a hunter and a boss! he takes our rent but says we go to the bathroom too much!
slobo prska trav! kakav gazda i lov! on kaze da mi smo superi samo da smo puno koristili toaletni solje!

2006-10-19T17:08:00.000+02:00

this is now a dating website! Date online! Be lucky like these couple! Real proof guaranteed in writing! Dating is for lovers!

2006-10-19T15:05:00.000+02:00

this is how that little bear sings:
it is time to sleep! when do not move we are sleeping! good night god! give us some peace! i didn't brush my teeth! my mouth tastes like sweets!

2006-10-19T14:04:00.000+02:00

Look at this cute little teddy bear! He will not go to the referendum for the Serbian constitution because he does not make a serbian feast on the day of his saint's name or have a picture of Saint George on his wall or even Lazarus! For Christ's sake!
Vidi ovo sladek medved - srco, duso lepo medo! On nece idi na referendum za ustav zato sto on ne zna da pravi pravilna srpska slava - on nema pojma da pravi sarmica, nema zena, i nema sliku druga Tita - on ne pravi dobar Srpski Krscanin!

2006-10-19T11:03:00.000+02:00

i love pasta night with live piano music at my favorite restaurant "tito's place"! they have it a great buffet made with love in a hot atmosphere. yesterday there was an explosion of the army warehouse but it didn't destroy "tito's place". thanks the god.
Testo Vecer!
LIVE PIANO MUSIC
Buffet najboljih pasti za ljubitelje ukusa i kvaliteta
Uživaćete u toploj atmosferi našeg restorana

2006-10-17T11:10:00.000+02:00

look at these delicious meals on wheels! hello EU! which one will you eat?
Ma sta ces rode? mi smo najkulturni i najmoderni u Balkani - imamo pecenje u kolima! jedi i idi! jebi pas mater EU!

2006-10-17T10:43:00.000+02:00

this man is a good cutter and probably a good best man too.
vidite kako da pravite pecenje! to je kuma! srpska kuma!

2006-10-17T10:38:00.000+02:00

hi! want to play tennis?
zdravo! hocete da igraete tenis?

2006-10-13T11:49:00.000+02:00

this man got hit by the draft.he had 28 years yesterday and now look at him!
evo lep primir: ovo covek je puknao iz promaja! on je imao 28 juce a danas pogledajte!

2006-10-12T13:10:00.000+02:00

i am wondering something. how did the plane in new york get clearnance to fly so low? did they call and say "hi. i would like to fly around the manhattan and look at it the buildings!"?

2006-10-12T12:32:00.000+02:00

another thing is, in serbia you have to tuck in your shirt or else you will have liver problems. also, you have to dry your hair for 3 hours before you go outside or else you could get some form of cholera or schizophrenia. you should never open the window because of the draft or you could get some kind of professional deformation or a bad mood or even a urinary infection.
promaja jebi ga. za koj niko nema lek zato.

2006-10-12T12:25:00.000+02:00

i speak in cyrillic now. it is the official language of serbia. we will have a new constitution and the billboards tell us that it will be a new beginning for it us the serbs. i like it because now when we have it the constituion day we will have a real reason to celebrate. before, we had it the constitution day but not the constituion.
jedva cekam da imam novi sanc ispred zapodski fasisti! evo ti karla, nas novi pocetak, nas novi ustav ali na cirilicom.

2006-10-10T13:59:00.000+02:00

i got it a foot massager and it is a slipper! and it heats fuck it!
imam ja papucara! papucara i penzioner!

2006-09-18T15:29:00.001+02:00

hello my name is jane and my hair does not move! hi! how are you? i like to work!

2006-09-18T15:25:00.000+02:00

what a lovely hair! it does not move it when the wind blows!
to je hladna trajna kume!

2006-09-15T16:48:00.000+02:00

what a great accomodation! sleep here!

2006-09-12T09:58:00.000+02:00

cookies are so good. god damn it!

2006-09-11T17:21:00.000+02:00

it is hard to order cookies in america. they have so many! look at the pretty purses too!
ljudi u americi kazi: "jedi dokle ti imas pare!" a oni imaju tako lepe torbe gde stave secer iz restorane. "bolje da ne plati kad ne trebas!"

2006-09-01T18:22:00.000+02:00

in america you can win 1 million dollars when you buy it the bubble gums!
ej brate! to nije crna gora nego amerika! jok i nije i jaje!

2006-09-01T17:58:00.000+02:00

the american dolls are so great. even they work! fuck it!
cak lutka radi u ameriku picku materinu jebote bog!

2006-08-22T19:18:00.000+02:00

this man is a lover and a brother.

2006-08-22T18:48:00.000+02:00

this man is a soldier and a friend.

2006-08-22T17:35:00.000+02:00

even though i am in the united nations, i can still see it my cat! he is walking! see him! i am so proud!
zaboravila sam srpski zatosto ja sam ovde u jedinje idonacije da pravim izverstaj.

2006-08-17T16:44:00.000+02:00

they told me today to do it the packing for the terrorism! CNN said to put it shampoo in a plastic bag and tuck it in carefully. i say, take a rest!
this is really a blog now! international!
CNN mi je naoucao danas da stavim sampon 'washngo' u koferu zbog terorista. sad ovo je mezudnarodni blog!

2006-08-16T21:32:00.000+02:00

i am in america now. i don't have to be scared because terrorist attacks will only be in the midwestern shopping malls. i am in the new york. CNN said it to me.
ja sam sad u ameriku. ne trebam da brinam zato samo ima terorista u kansasu i meta su shoping mals. CNN mi je rekao.

2006-07-31T14:41:00.000+02:00

hi there! hello! i used to own a big company!
bez rakuja, ja ne mogu da konsuntrirusham!

2006-07-20T11:56:00.000+02:00

this is how young mens become strong mens! after the breast feeding comes the beer!
u srbiju, cale uci sine da biti najace momce, malo vise nego Crna Gorski! Nema vise: Api dudu grudi, sine samo piju pivo i igrau kanasta!

2006-07-20T11:38:00.000+02:00

hello! my name is vik!
Evo mi! ja sam covek!

2006-07-17T15:52:00.000+02:00

this brave man rescued a dead cow from the river even though he is 6 months pregnant!
ovo jako deda je pomagao nasa drustva - on je nasao mrtva krava na reku! deda je trudni 6 meseci.

2006-07-16T21:39:00.000+02:00

he is asleep fuck it!
radnik koje napametnje je nauspavanije!

2006-07-12T14:36:00.000+02:00

there are no geys in Serbia but here is a website that shows what that population does for the fun: http://www.gay-serbia.com/
i don't think they can have the fun.
nema pedere u srbiju ali ako hoces da vidis sta ovo populacija radi, pogleaj ovo:http://www.gay-serbia.com/

2006-07-12T12:20:00.000+02:00

my uncle has three men dogs. he lets them sleep on the top of the hill while aunty must sleep in the basement. he said that men in serbia must be on the top. but if you are a gay you should live in albania.
IGRA KOLO DUPE GOLO!

2006-07-12T11:37:00.000+02:00

if you work hard you can get to the top in serbia.
vidi nebo bog te jebo!