this my cat is the only friend i have. he was the only one at my birthday party because i by accident went on a date with my colleague's husband. his name is Rolly but I call him honey dear.

evo moj najbolje drug. on se zovi djole. ja nemam vise drugare zatosto ja sam slucajno bila na sudaru sa muzim koleginice. on se zovi Rale ali ja nego se zovi srca moja ljubavi

this is the landlord that ordered the noise measure of the ladies.
evo ga gazda! kakav car!

today this car came to our office. our landlord ordered it the sound insitute to measure the level of noise when his wife and two daughters are in it the same room. he is really in control!
gazda je zvao instita da dodji da pomeri zvuk kad zena i cerke su u isti sobe. hvala bog nema i tasta kod nih!

today at work my colleague said she was working on it the report but i saw her computer desk top and the document said "bake for an hour after adding the sugar". i think that she was doing her home cooking work at the bureau. if she is not careful i will tell it to the chief. today the computer man came to fix our machines. i told him that i cannot give him my password and he said he cannot fix it the my computer. i think he is not a good computer man.

last night i had dinner in the best restaurant of belgrade. the waitors wear green ties and aprons. they also wear black shirts. it is hard to get a reservation. my friend and i saw a famous journalist from belgrade at the restaurant. actually, it is a doctor who has a TV show on healthy eating. i didn't know he was a famous so i told him he looked like an asshole. now i am ashamed to go to this fancy restaurant. it is the fanciest in belgrade.

is this a blog now?

this is accurate work. see EU! we don't need to catch it a Mladic!
vidi kako mi srbije lepe rade! idi u kurac Evropska Unija!

when grandfather is hungry let him eat!
pusti cika deda da jedi!

even the japanese friend drinks it the domestic rakija!
pricaj srpski da te ceo svet razume!

this my kid brother he can box! he says: get him get him!
evo ga moj brat. on ce da te pukne u glavu jebi ga!

this my friend kyle is at work. he makes it a good wall but he always needs bread and beer. when he works he sings "this is how we do. this is how we do this is how we do."
evo radno dan. ljudi iz kosova pravi otlicne zidove posle pivo, jogurt i hleb.

the other day i went to a wedding and i ate there the cake!
cula sam da mlada imala dobra miraz!

if i have a kid i get to eat this cake!

i can't wait for my wedding day to eat this cake!

i love wedding cakes. they are so lovely.