on the church calendar you have black days, red days and red bold days. red days are heavy celebrations and red bold days are heavy heavy holidays (kind of like the period for ladies). on those days you don't move. you don't even iron. on the day of the burning Mary, you don't even breathe. The handyman can come to you and say "I will not work. Mary is burning". And you cannot care.

don't know about you but the bold red days sound like the period.

na crkve kalander ima i crni dan i crveno dan i veliko crveno dan. crveno dan je tezik praznik. veliko crveno dan je jako tezik praznik (kao menstracija). na ovih dani ne pomeri se nije da pegla nije da kuva. ognjena marija znaci ne mozes nije da dises. Majstor moze da dodje i da kaze "ognjena marija. nista necu da radim." i nemozes da se ljutes na njega.

CORRECTION: Ratko Mladic is not a bee keeper! He is working as a professor of physical exercise at the university of physicals in Belgrade. Apologies for incorrect information. Respected ladies and gentlemen, here he is in the picture. His name is now Jovan. You can see it a J on the cap.

ISPRVAKA: Ratko Mladic nije pcelicar! On rade kao profesor za fizicko obrazovanje na fakultet za fizicki u Beograd. Izvinite za pogresno informatcije. Postovanje blog citovanje ljudi, evo ga na sliku. On sad se zovi Jovan. Ima 'J' na kapicu.

Here are some of Ratko's gym students



Evo nekoliko od ratkovih djace.

ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE AMERICANS: The hague is not a tennis club!

OBAVESTENJE ZA AMERIKANCE: Hag nije klub za tenis.

last night i thought my son ate the letter N button from my computer. i raced to the doctor to see if she could tell whether or not the letter N was in his stomach. she could not - the incompetent but guess what? i found the letter N under the space bar when i returned home. thank the Mister lord he didn't eat the letter N button. The end.

sinoc ja sam mislala da sin je jeo taster N iz racunara. brzo sam sisla dole kod lekara da proverimo dali je stvarno jeo taster N. ona nije mogla - nekompetentana. ali znas sta- ja sam nasla taster N ispod razmaka kad sam stigla kuci. hvala Godpodin (G.din) da sin nije jeo taster N. Kraj.