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i left it the america two years ago for the belgrade. now i am a lady in serbia once again. i have it the friends and like to cook or dance. this is the blog for me. good day! hello! dobar dan! evo mi! zdravo! ja sam zena, ustvari, strankinja. volim da spremam sarmicu i vanilice ili da igram. srpski narod je nabolje ali manje vise volim crna gorski. imam drugarice i dinare.

Thursday, October 26, 2006


pig on a stick! holy shit it! these men are good! they must be Chetniks! Don't forget, this is still a dating website.


now look what these brave men get to do! fuck it i want to hunt!
vidi sad sta oni moze da radi! ja cu da lovim jebote bog!


My mother of the heavens! These are good and brave hunters! Vidi sta ovi hrabri momci su nasli! Kakvi cari majku mu!


here is a look at the day in the lifes of the hunter. the serbian hunter. can you see UNMIK back there?
evo ga pogled kako je kod lovac. oni su zaista hrabro kao srpski kralj. vidi UNMIK negde?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006


look at this guy water the grass! he is a hunter and a boss! he takes our rent but says we go to the bathroom too much!
slobo prska trav! kakav gazda i lov! on kaze da mi smo superi samo da smo puno koristili toaletni solje!

Thursday, October 19, 2006


this is now a dating website! Date online! Be lucky like these couple! Real proof guaranteed in writing! Dating is for lovers!


this is how that little bear sings:
it is time to sleep! when do not move we are sleeping! good night god! give us some peace! i didn't brush my teeth! my mouth tastes like sweets!


Look at this cute little teddy bear! He will not go to the referendum for the Serbian constitution because he does not make a serbian feast on the day of his saint's name or have a picture of Saint George on his wall or even Lazarus! For Christ's sake!
Vidi ovo sladek medved - srco, duso lepo medo! On nece idi na referendum za ustav zato sto on ne zna da pravi pravilna srpska slava - on nema pojma da pravi sarmica, nema zena, i nema sliku druga Tita - on ne pravi dobar Srpski Krscanin!

i love pasta night with live piano music at my favorite restaurant "tito's place"! they have it a great buffet made with love in a hot atmosphere. yesterday there was an explosion of the army warehouse but it didn't destroy "tito's place". thanks the god.
Testo Vecer!
LIVE PIANO MUSIC
Buffet najboljih pasti za ljubitelje ukusa i kvaliteta
Uživaćete u toploj atmosferi našeg restorana

Tuesday, October 17, 2006


look at these delicious meals on wheels! hello EU! which one will you eat?
Ma sta ces rode? mi smo najkulturni i najmoderni u Balkani - imamo pecenje u kolima! jedi i idi! jebi pas mater EU!


this man is a good cutter and probably a good best man too.
vidite kako da pravite pecenje! to je kuma! srpska kuma!


hi! want to play tennis?
zdravo! hocete da igraete tenis?

Friday, October 13, 2006


this man got hit by the draft.he had 28 years yesterday and now look at him!
evo lep primir: ovo covek je puknao iz promaja! on je imao 28 juce a danas pogledajte!

Thursday, October 12, 2006

i am wondering something. how did the plane in new york get clearnance to fly so low? did they call and say "hi. i would like to fly around the manhattan and look at it the buildings!"?

another thing is, in serbia you have to tuck in your shirt or else you will have liver problems. also, you have to dry your hair for 3 hours before you go outside or else you could get some form of cholera or schizophrenia. you should never open the window because of the draft or you could get some kind of professional deformation or a bad mood or even a urinary infection.
promaja jebi ga. za koj niko nema lek zato.

i speak in cyrillic now. it is the official language of serbia. we will have a new constitution and the billboards tell us that it will be a new beginning for it us the serbs. i like it because now when we have it the constituion day we will have a real reason to celebrate. before, we had it the constitution day but not the constituion.
jedva cekam da imam novi sanc ispred zapodski fasisti! evo ti karla, nas novi pocetak, nas novi ustav ali na cirilicom.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006


i got it a foot massager and it is a slipper! and it heats fuck it!
imam ja papucara! papucara i penzioner!