Respected cooks! i was making a dinner with a french and when we came to the salad he asked me, "should i rape it the carrot?: i told that jean-pierre, "no, it is better just to beat it."

Postovanje kuvari! sinoc sam pravila veceru sa francuzim i kad smo poceli da pravimo salata on mene je pitao, "da li treba da silujem sargarepa?" a ja sam odgovorila ovo djon pier, "ne, bolje je samo da je prebijete ." Ja uvek sam mislila da francuzi su teski ali sad sam sigorna. Sunce te kaliso!

Announcement! You cannot smoke under this lamp post. It is too close to the military hospital of ill veterans.

Zabranjeno da pusite ispod lampa. Blizu VMA i ne sme da pusi ispred vojne lice.

If the Zaklanovic ancestors were this vigilant when the Turks came to their village with blood on their swords, this that Zaklanovic would not be here to study. God have it the strength!

Ako stari porodice Zaklanovic su bili toliko spremni kad Turci su stigli u njegovam selu sa krvavima macem, ne ma sans da ovo Zaklanovic biti tu danas da nauci. Pomozi Boze! Sveti Luka!